Browns' Wide Receiver Andrew Hawkins' Foot Speed Is Absolutely Mind Boggling

 

 

 

 

I’ve been hypothesizing for a little while now that athletes aren’t humans anymore. They’ve evolved into higher beings. Somewhere along the way they went from smoking, fat Babe Ruths to genetic experiments gone wrong/right. And I’ve never been more sure of it than I am after watching this video. Hawkins’ feet make the Road Runner look like he’s stuck in quick sand. Part of me thinks the whole thing is in fast forward because I tried to count how many steps he takes on that ladder and lost count after about 4 (could be due to stupidity, that one’s 50/50). But it is in fact real and I just can’t wrap my head around that. You know how in movies science movies the experiments always go to far? That’s what’s happened with athletes. The East Germans started it but now it’s gone too far. Generations of scientific experiments, fitness regiments and nutritional plans have caused them to become superhuman and soon their muscles are gonna move so fast they fall right off their body.

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